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I am an old wino with a story to tell
Of a weekend in heaven though some call it hell
I start every day with a shit and a puke
Just like my old buddy Charlie the Buke

When you gas up the car you fill up the tank
But expect me to get by on a gallon a day
I am no car, Im a wino, you see
And need at least two gallons of Carlos Rossi

You can flush a toliet but you cant flush me
Im the king of the 21st century
My hide is tougher than a rhino
But my heart is soft ........Im a wino!


I love all the women and they used to love me
Now even the squirrels think Im out of my tree
I walk like a monkey but im feeling fine
Even my vomit is sweet like my wine

I might shit my pants but i dont shit my friends
Im preaching the gospel..its the time of the end
Im faithful nd fearless and still full of spunk
When they drop the big one im sure to be drunk

So come all you young men, so big and so bold
Leave the beer in the freezer, let it get cold
Come down to the beach, youll find me in the sand
Passed out but still puking,,Can you lend me a hand?

We will all go together to the land of regret
I have the goblet that will help us forget
We will go to the graveyard like children to their beds
And we will all be so drunk
we wont know that we are dead.

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from Drinking songs for Sober Drunks, released December 15, 2019
written ad performed by Bill White

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