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The President's Bastard Son

from Empire Building by Bill White

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come round you presidents
acknowledge your bastards
give them a piece of the pie
you all have many children
you cannot account for
but theres a flawless census taker in the sky
and he will becoming round by and by

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ma ma where'smy pa
gone to the white house, ha ha ha

jefferson had a child with his slave sally
and got re elected for another term
the voting public didnt believe it could be true
it wasnt the sort of thing a president would do
but Jefferson did it and Harrison and Tyler did it too
take off your clothes lie on your back and its howdy ya do
i wouldnt be surprised if abe lincoln had himself a few
those northern slave owners were the pits
bunch of god damned hypocrites

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president harding and a gal named nan
used to do in the closet ..can ya dig it man?
but when one day she slipped a sucker
he put his dick away and nevermore did fuck her
one thing youcan say for donald trump
and on this i am not kiddin
he married the whores who gave him kids
and paid off the ones who didnt

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madeline brown had a kid named steven
lyndon johnson was the daddy but no body believed em
he had a white house harum bigger than king farouks
what would he want with a piece of madeline goop
after knocking her up said she was like ice cream in the summer
and after 21 years she kinda melted down
because this great lover lyndon was tired of having her around
he dumped her when her face got wrecked in a car wreck
and told his bastard son steven get your goddam arms off my neck


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i remember this one son of a bitch
his given name was grover
he raped maria halpin in the clover
she had a baby , poor little orphan
his mother tucked away in an insane asylum
by the president of the united states j
ust another fart sucking truth duckin bum
a crooked politiican the nation believed in
the motherfuckers name was grover cleveland

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from Empire Building, released September 9, 2018

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