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10 songs in three minutes

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1, stepping in play dough
is like stepping on poop
except it doesnt stink
but mama still gets mad
when she finds it on your shoes

2. when my wife says
"you wouldnt have married me if i wasnt crazy"
she doesnt mean i would only marry a crazy woman
she means only a crazy woman would marry me

3. if poems were eggs
you could turn them into songs
simply by cracking them

4. some say it will end in gunfire
some say it will end wuth a knife
whiskey may wreck your reputation
but a woman might ruin your life

5. when your guts
tumble out of your skin
what you gotts do
is push them back in

6. beware the witch whp sucks on toes
and her child bartering apples for hearts
but most of all beware the ghost
who glides into your bed at night and farts

7. white folks in south amerca
lie about who they are
like the man with the tootsie roll nose
who was born in an elephant jar

8, pearl harbor was a blast
with all of tiose teenaged navy brats
sneaking around on barbed wire beaches

9. just take the greyhound
thats the quickest way to get acrss the border

10. "You can put the bird into the book
But you cant take the bird out of the book".
I think Rin Tin tin said that
"Ill put you into my book
if you take me out of your book"
I said that

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from Song​-​A​-​Day, released July 3, 2019
lyrics and performance by bill white....music approprated from various sources and adapted by bill whtte

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