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gotta ride me till my thing turns cherry red
boogie woogie till the slats are broken in your bed
never put a pencil in your eye
never tell the little ones a lie
never put your hat on a bed
dont put plastic bags over your head

dont put a roman candle in your mouth
you might get your brains knocked out
never put a window ear the shower
Youll lose your wife within the hour
you should buy a table and some chairs
Or the ligaments inside your bones will tear

never take an insult on the chin
never tell your mother where youve been
never tie a piece of string around your dick
dont cut off the head of a chicken when youre sick

never wear some clothes when theyre not the right size
never kill a moth when youre swatting flies
never follow a man wearing a dead mans shoes
leave the girls alone when they play the blues

never trust a short man with a big rear end
never cross a river when youre near the bend
never take a dollar bill from a drunk
never dive for something that has been sunk

never take a home made pastry from a witch
never pull a wounded man from a ditch
never knock on a door if it is locked
never buy a diamond ring that has been hocked

never start anything in the back seat of a cab
that cant be finished before reaching your pad
of a girl is too short dont kiss her on the top of her head
never buy a house that has been repainted red

if you follow all these things i say
we might just let you live aother day

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from Song​-​A​-​Day, released July 3, 2019
written and performed by bill white

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