The title comes from a warning given to an ex girlfriend by her mother, The song is a portrait of a person whose opinions and ultimately his actions come from media indoctrination. the humor in the song is intentional, although the reality behind it is not funny.
lyrics
there walks a short man with a big rear end
on thoughts not his own
a rock is a rock is a rock is a rock
giving birth only to stones
hatred finds a home in his heart
such hatred makes him grow
a swamp made strong by parasites
feeding off his rocky soul
i wish i could think of something so stupid
that it would make him laugh
something so idiotic
that he would break through the robotic
but when open my mouth to speak
and spark in him such nonchalance
that instead of prodding him to laugh
vocabularies of ideographs
amass everything he thinks and sees
into an expressive emoji
i gave him a stick
to plug the hole in his prick
a turbulent breath he blew
he blew so hard
the roaches flew
out of the hole in his digeredoo
never trust a short man with a big rear end
his life is not his own
a rock is a rock is a rock is a rock
giving birth only to stones
hatred finds a home in his heart
such hatred makes him grow
a swamp made strong by parasites
feeds off his rocky soul
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