Mister Two By Two

from From Hell to Hollywood by Bill White

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Good night, Marion Roller
Girl with a butt like a boulder
We were going steady
With a ten cent ring
But I liked Gloria bettery
I told her in a letter
She said first I had to take off the ring
And it broke
It was the cheapest thing I could afford
At the time


Gloria and Marion (Paula and Jennifer, Robin and Joanne)
Were best friends
they stuck like glue
Until I came along
Mister Two by Two

Paula from Sweden
Taught me how to kiss
Her best friend was my girfriend
With two, I couldnt miss
They were an unlikely pair
It was uncanny
Like Barbie being best friends
With Little Orphan Annie

Robin was a raven
In a velvet shawl
Every day after school
Wed get stoned and ball
Her best friend Joanne
Took me to the movies one night
The next day they both wrote a note
Saying "We hate you, Bill White"

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from From Hell to Hollywood, released August 9, 2020
written and performed by Bill White

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